You make me feel something I absolutely cannot feel.
Rachel
In her acceptance speech, the distinguished scientist paid tribute to her husband, Dr. Chris Davis. Tomorrow the pair celebrate their 42nd wedding anniversary after eloping together on the day they met. When asked how they could possibly have known that it would all work out, Professor Harrison replied in true scientific fashion: "We don't know, you can never be sure. But you take the plunge anyway. Sure is for people who don't love enough."
Rachel
You're a wanker, number nine!
Luce
I think you know immediately. As soon as your eyes... Then everything that happens from then on just proves that you have been right in that first moment. When you suddenly realize that you were incomplete and now you are whole...
Luce
You know I want you to be happy. And more than anything, I wanted to be the cause of happiness in you.
Heck
Well, let's hang these flowers and get that jacket in some water.
Heck
We've got a flat. It's a good one. And I've confiscated your mother's key so she can't sneak up on us anymore. I swear that woman's got a sex radar.
Heck
This man's as useless as a fart in a jam jar.
Tessa
Cooper, that trollop. That man would shag an open wound.
Tessa
Later on tonight, we're going to fall madly in bed.
Coop
I am a cure for lesbianism.
Coop
I love the smell of hot dogs in the evening. Smells like... hot dogs.
Ned
She's not just heterosexual, she's barbie heterosexual!
Edie